
With a few eggs to use up I figured a bit of baking was in order. I had enough in the house to make either Victoria Sponge, something coconutty or lemony. In the end all three combined to make this sweetheart cake. Not quite as sweet were the penis cupcake moulds I forgot I ordered years ago. Time to crack those bad boys open!
The quantity below is perfect for your regular 8in (steady) cake tins. But as I used some of it for the ….cupcocks….cockcakes(?), the main cake layers are a little thinner than they would be usually.
It’s very simple to make and a cute treat for your Valentine or Galentine.
If you want to get yourself one of those pecker cupcake moulds, eBay/ Amazon will sort you out for all your peen or silicone heart moulds. Get both and cover all bases, compadre. Mucho goodo stuff. Hwe hwe.

For the Cake
150g caster sugar
150g butter or baking margarine
4 medium eggs
150g self raising flour
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
3 tbsp milk
125g dessicated coconut
4 heaped tsp jam – I used raspberry and rhubarb, but whatever berry jam you have will be fine
For The Icing
125g icing sugar
75g butter or margarine
Finely grated lemon rind – half a lemon
For decoration (optional)
Dessicated coconut for sprinkling
Half lemon slices
Method-
Add the milk and mix again.
Using a cake scraper/ spatula, fold in the coconut.

Finely grate half a lemon rind into the icing mix and fold it in thoroughly.
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r and bring it down around the sides. Don’t worry about a smooth polished finish. ‘Informal’ as Queen Mary Berry says.
Then sprinkle over the coconut and add some small sliced lemons if you fancy it. That’s it!
For the coconut peckeroons I dissolved icing sugar with the juice of half a lemon which was way too much. A few drops of juice would’ve been better (that’s what she said). But sure, this is how we learn.

Happy Valentine’s!

