After trying to keep Stoffel the Honey Badger, who don’t care the most, safe from larger animal attacks, caretaker Brian discovered there’s no keeping this trunk scratching genius contained. One YouTube commenter asked-‘What about a padlock?’, but I’ve no doubt Stoffel has a lock picking claw all sharpened up for such an event.
Brian’s commentary makes it. ‘Woman, get up’ Haaaaaaah! Bet he didn’t say that to his missus when Stoffel came for them in the middle of the night.
Speaking of, he was pretty calm and jolly describing Stoffel’s terrifying B&E in the early hours. What did Stoffel use to break the window? What happened after he got into his room? How is Brian still alive? Maybe Stoffel dead-eyed him while slowly scratching his torso and ended with a quick claw point before retiring to his woman in the enclosure for a victory dance.
I wouldn’t put it past Stoffel to call up Brian to mess with him-
‘Brian, say it with me…..SHOW ME THE ENCLOSURE!’
‘Show me the enclosure.’
‘Oh, no, you can do better than that, Brian. Say it with me. SHOW ME THE ENCLOSURE! I got David Attenborough on the other line’
‘Show me the enclosure’
‘OK, but you’ve got to yell it. I GOTTA FEEL YOU, BRIAN.’
‘Show me the enclosure. SHOW ME THE ENCLOSURE. SHOW ME THE ENCLOSURE, STOFFEL’
‘Tell me you love the Honey Badgers, Brian’.
‘I LOVE THE HONEY BADGEEEERS!’
‘What are you going to do, Brian?’
‘SHOW YOU THE ENCLOSUUUUUREEE’.
‘Congratulations, you’re still my nemesis’.
*Click*
Between this and this Bonobo ape who would win the Gaisce award for camping that I never got, we’d better check our food chain privilege. We may be adorably overtaken fairly soon. Just FYI, I’d totally watch an Ina Garten and Kanzi Hampton beach picnic special.
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