Sharknado 2: The Second One. That’s the actual title. Just soak that up for a second. Oh, it turns out they asked fans to name the sequel, hah! I like these people.
The good news is Ian Ziering and Tara ‘prima Jedward hag (yes, I’m jealous)’ Reid have signed back on to battle the storm of pissed off sharks again….in New York!
They missed a casting opportunity by not getting Mark Wahlberg in on it. Surely he could stop them. Yo, shark…YA MATHA! But, then that would be a very short movie altogether, and we can’t have that.
I hope for more scripted gems such as-
Nova: They took my grandfather. That’s why I really hate sharks.
Matt: Now I really hate sharks, too.
and
George: [upon being overcome by a wave of sharks] OW!
not forgetting
Robbie the Bus Driver: My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me!
[just before Hollywood sign crushes him]
and OUR FAVOURITE
Nova: [having just been rescued after falling out of a helicopter and being swallowed whole by a shark in midair] I really hate sharks.
Now, all we can do is wait for July when it’s due to release. We’re gonna need a bigger drinking game.
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